SHRIMP MONEY CAPITAL
"We came to eat shrimp"
Ape & Trade
High risk low money larp degen spot and futures copy trading signal bots, ML algo's, big shots on twitter and fomo'ing in to buy high sell higher
Stake & Yield
Deploying capital from the likes of McDonalds into prospective value yielding activities according to our "Pure Risk Reward Rackeetering Treasure" strategy
Invest & hodl
Big brain implied macro value based proprietary investment strategy founded on hopium and the cultural logic of "latte capitalism"
Mint & Flip
Facilitating efficient market dynamics in collaboration with the Joint Photographic Experts Group, experts in fungible and non fungible imagery since the 1980's
"Cash rules everything around me CREAM get the money dollar dollar bills ya'll " - Wu Tang Clan (Chinese proverb)
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